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a kiss and i will surrender...

the sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

Created on 2005-11-17 05:51:50 (#8819958), last updated 2009-07-07

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Name:smoothlovah
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Born in the Nations Capital of the Commonwealth of Australia (pron. or-stray-yah), she was raised in South Australia, home of the Frog Cakes. She relocated in the first month of the year 2006 to the great city known as Melbourne and currently resides in Abbotsford with her two foreign housemates of awesomeness.

Employment opportunities abounded in the fair city of Melbourne - she began regular full-time work as an administrative assistant at FESCO, and continued it into the world of pro-female erotica working for a boss addicted to decaf-long-black coffee (but not too long). Quickly becoming desensitized due mainly to a looped DVD of people having orgasms all day, she realized that erotica was not for her, and packed her bags for a security company in Richmond.

Leaving the bitchy and incredibly demanding business of security behind after two years, she set sail in December 2008 for a new horizon. In January 2009 she found herself as the new receptionist for the boutique law firm KellyHazellQuill Lawyers. The press the company received is positive, which was a nice change from her previous employers hounded by complaint and inability to service a clients’ needs effectively every time.

Current duties at her place of employment include - filing, answering the telephone, directing calls, facebook, filing, making coffee, opening files, filing, stamping mail, opening other peoples’ mail, and a little filing.

Her future ambitions include undertaking studies of massage therapy again, settling down with a good man, and seeing the sights of the world (including Romania, Japan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Canada and Russia).

She doesn’t drink often, doesn’t smoke, and doesn’t take drugs. She hates needles, donates blood irregularly, would rather lick a toilet bowl than kiss a smoker, and tries to be good and attend a gym three times a week.

She also has a checklist of 35 things she’d like her next man to be. (And found a man that ticks off almost all of them.)

You may address her as: Kate, Katet, Katja, Mole, Cookie, Katie-Cups or Katies.

She admires honesty, courage and kindness in people, even if you're a giant douchebag.
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